Ok so you know I'm afraid (like seriously) of deer right...WHY did I see one of them bastards on the way home from church tonight? I swear I lost all the Jesus I had when I saw that thing. He was on his way out into the street and I nearly killed myself trying to make sure he saw me coming. I was flashing lights and blowing the horn. I screamed every variation of curse words known to man and then when I was done with that I screamed my hubby's name...over and over. He turned around and ran off but I was pissed the heck off. What in the world do you need on the other side of the damn street? Aint a damn thing over there but houses! I really wish they would just stay in the house somewhere...ugh.
I can't believe how tense I get just thinking about one of them things. When we are driving my pupils are all dilated and my jaw muscles tighten. There is a stretch of road where I just can't take it...I swear I feel like I'm having a breakdown for fear that a deer is going to jump out at me. As much as I tell Jesus to take other folk's wheels I shoulda asked him to take mine...cause I nearly lost it.
I can't deal...
G'Night folks!
Lady Doss
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