Why is it that people always ask for something when they already have their crummy hands on it? For instance, every time I get lunch and bring it back to the office, someone ask for 'a piece' or 'some' or 'one'...but they already are hovering when they ask. I mean seriously it's not like I'm going to be like "Naw you can't have that wing you just breathed all over. I'd like to ingest your germs on top of the 1 million that are already floating around here" *rolls eyes* THEN when you give them 'a piece' or 'some' or 'one' they have the nerve to complain. Today I went out and got some hot wings for lunch (my favorite) and a co worker comes in and puts her fingers - <<-- this close to the wing she'd like and says ' May I have a wing? ' I'm like sure...and then she picks it up, puts it TO her mouth, and says 'wait are these hot?' HELLO do they SMELL hot?!?!!??!??! Do they LOOK hot with all this orangeyred sauce on them? Uggh...the whole time I'm thinking, she better not put it back and she better not throw it away but instead of being rude I say, 'they're not hot to ME but that's b/c I enjoy spicy food' (to ensure that she eats that damn wing, hell). She bites into and and immediately starts to sweat (LOL) then she's like 'Oh girl these ARE hot...and I don't like spicy food'....I'm thinking 'I don't give a damn if you like it or not I'm going to sit here and watch you eat this wing you asked for...it's people starving in Africa and you are in here wasting food.' *frown* She finishes the wing and of course I bask in the glory of my wit. *smile*
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Anyhow, so on the train today I swear I witnessed the MOST ignorant conversation I've heard in a long time. Here goes:
*enter two women - woman 1: mid 20's, perm: NEGATIVE, clothes: DOUBLE NEGATIVE, face...no words; woman 2: mid 20's, perm: a few weeks over due for a touch up, clothes: circa 1998ish (horizontal stripes and she had to have been 300lbs); face: if she keeps her mouth shut she'd be ok*
Woman 1: *unrecognizable jibberish under breath* (something about her class- from this I figure out they are day care workers - Lord our children)
Woman 2: Girl I told them not to give me no 5 year olds because I just don't have enough time for them AND my other kids.
Woman 1: *more jibberish*
Woman 2: Girl you hear me?
Woman 1: Oh huh? (mind you she talks like 489578 words per minute...it was actually amazing)
Woman 2: Girl I can't deal with them 5 year olds
Woman 1: *dancing* Girl I'm going to get my phone today! It was $130 and then it jumped to $140 and now that bitch is $160 but Ima still get it! I don't know why they want me to get insurance on it though b/c if you lose it you still have to pay $50 for a new one. That's just stupid. I don't understand why they even offer insurance.
Woman 2: *blank stare*
Woman 1: but Ima still get it...it is my whole check but I want me a phone girl
Woman 2: What kinda phone you gettin?
Woman 1: Girl one with a camera and a flip
Woman 2: Oh (apparently she put the chile on ignore b/c she stopped responding)
Woman 1: but yeah insurance is stupid if you still have to pay
Woman 2: *trying to reason* but you only have to pay $50 to replace it...it's called a deductible
Woman 1: A dedawho?
Woman 2: *shakes her head*
Woman 1: *back to unrecognizable jibberish*
I mean these are the people teaching our children??????? God help us all.
Good night,
Lady Doss
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LMAO....I bet she won't ask for anything else....Why couldn't she buy her own food??? She could have at least washed her hands....gross!!!! As for the ladies....where do they teach, please keep your children AWAY!!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG I hate when people ask to have some then after they get it half way to their mouth they ask you "What is this?". Then I'm like "Didn't you know what it was when you asked for it? I could be eating dog for all you know!"
ReplyDeleteWhen she didn't know what a deductible was maybe she should've perped intelligence and just looked it up later lol.
Spending your whole $160 check on one thing= Priceless. That's pure coonery!